Ménage à trois

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
bosxe:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!


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bosxe:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

…tour

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kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this
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kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this

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nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme
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nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

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gifcraft:

Going to School
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gifcraft:

Going to School

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo